Joey Ramone’s handwritten working lyrics to an unpublished song on both sides of an off-white 11 x 8.5 sheet. The untitled and unsigned lyrics, in full: “If things weren‘t strange / enough / If things weren‘t freaky / enough / If ya got a problem just / pick up a gun / & blow your schoolmates / away classmates / blow your co-workers / If the world wasn’t violent / enough—if things weren‘t / freaky enough / just wait.” In fine condition, a central vertical crease and a couple trivial edge tears. Accompanied by a letter of authenticity from the Joey Ramone Estate. An atypically dark offering from the Ramones frontman. Pre-certified REAL.